New study shows Americans may be getting up to two times more hydrogen than oxygen in their drinking water. More at 10.
He was never very bright, but dammit he loved Holmes
To come up with lines that aren’t crap
I thought of some lines I could rap
I cussed and I cursed
each new line was the worst
then Tumblr had issues “Aw, Snap!”
Christ, back in Chicago, we don’t make bicycles any more. It’s all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everybody to be happy. Nobody can get fired, no matter what, and if somebody does accidentally make a bicycle, the union accuses us of cruel and inhuman practices and the government confiscates the bicycle for back taxes and gives it to a blind man in Afghanistan.
Everyone likes to get well wishes and such on their birthday, but sometimes people feel cheesy to just outright tell everyone “Hey it’s my birthday on _____”!
So here’s my request for the day….tell us a celebrity/celebrities you share a birthday with….
Sir Arthur Guiness and F. Scott Fitzgerald. Can’t believe I never knew that.
A book commits suicide
every time you watch Jersey Shore
Alright Watson, it’s go time.
Send to your favorite Stormtrooper.
Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone! <3
Don’t close the blast doors, to your heart.
Respect for the Red Wings, but this week belonged to the Preds
